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“Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was, that they escaped teething”
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“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes”
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“In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language”
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“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the and the blind can see”
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“It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help”
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“Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.”
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“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
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“Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.”
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“It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.”
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“It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.”
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“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
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