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“Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.”
Doug Larson quotes (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris, 1902-1981)
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
Calvin & Hobbes quotes (Fictional characters from the comic series created by Bill Watterson.)
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”

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“Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think”
Tom Wilson quotes (American actor, writer and comedian)
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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles M. Schulz quotes (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips quotes
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“An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be”

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“Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person.”
François de la Rochefoucauld quotes (French classical author, leading exponent of the Maxime, 1613-1680)
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“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
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