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American Comedian and Columnist, 1946-1994
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“She [mama] an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“It's great for the first two weeks.”

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