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“An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.”

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“Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.”

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“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.”

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“No storyteller has ever been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.”

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“Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous.(He is also a fool.)”

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“Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.”

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“Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.”

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“If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.”

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“If it can't be expressed in figures, it's not science it's opinion.”

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“Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.”

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