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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Some men are born Mediocre men, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more.”

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