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American Comedian, Actor and Author, 1911-1999

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“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”

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“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions”

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“Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors”

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“Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.”

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“The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.”

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“If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.”

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“If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.”

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“Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.”

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“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”

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“A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.”

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