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American comedian, b.1958
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If men have a smell it's usually an accident.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“glorious absence of sophistication.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“For a long time, because it goes against the message that the advertising world sends to you, they were ashamed they didn't have the coolest clothes, the coolest cars, couldn't afford to go here, buy this and do that. I think we finally all got together and went, 'You know what? We like being this way.' ”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living, ... I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.”

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