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Homer Simpson quotes

Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons.

Homer Simpson quotes

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“I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!”
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“'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”
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“Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!”
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“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.”
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“Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.”
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“Trying is the first step to failure”
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“If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.”
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“Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!”
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“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
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“They have the Internet on computers, now?”
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