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English born American Comedian and Violinist, 1906-1998
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”
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