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American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Religion is just mind control”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A man came up to me on the street and said I used to be messed up out of my mind on drugs but now I'm messed up out of my mind on Jeeesus Chriiist”

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