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American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”

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