Thinkexist Quotations
My Account Help
Add the "Dynamic Daily Quotation" to Your Site or Blog - it's Easy!
 
All Erma Bombeck
QuotationsAuthorsTopicsKeywordsContributors My Quotations More...
Famous people:  Name|Nationality|Occupation|Date|Curiosity 
 Authors > Enp Est > Erma Bombeck
31-40 Quotations of 120

Erma Bombeck quotes

bookmark email link cite rss
U.S. humorist, 1927-1996
Erma Bombeck quotes
Popularity:
Erma Bombeck popularity 8/10
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?”

 Erma Bombeck quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?”

 Erma Bombeck quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”

 Erma Bombeck quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A child develops individuality long before he discovers taste”

 Erma Bombeck quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.”

 Erma Bombeck quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week.”

 Erma Bombeck quote

Similar Quotes. About: Age quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to function, a other must have her children believe she has never engaged in sex, never made a bad decision, never caused her own mother a moment's anxiety, and was never a child.”

 Erma Bombeck quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.”

 Erma Bombeck quote

Similar Quotes. About: Courage quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.”

 Erma Bombeck quote

Similar Quotes. About: Humor quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”

 Erma Bombeck quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
Erma Bombeck quotes - previous                        Erma Bombeck quotes - next
Submit a New Erma Bombeck quote
<< Erling Lyngtveit quotesErma Cohen quotes >>
Related Articles
quotes about mothers (QUOTES ABOUT MOTHERS)
family quotes (FAMILY QUOTES)
holiday quotes (HOLIDAY QUOTES)
'tis the season to quote

   
Suggested
> T-Shirt quotes
> funny quotes
> famous quotes
> movie quotes
> sayings
> proverbs
> funny sayings
> Inspirational Quotes
> Cute Quotes
> Friendship Quotes
> Motivational Quotes
ThinkExist.com Quotations
Privacy & Security Policy | Terms of Service | Advertise | About us | Press room | Contact us | Help
Copyright ® ThinkExist 1999-2014