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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Screw you guys, I'm going home”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Ok That's it, Talking Poo is where I draw the line.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.”
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