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American Actress and stand-up Comedian, b.1958 New Orleans, Louisiana, USA
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and just run away.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“"I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like "shut up, shut up, shut up...blah blah blah blah blaaaaah."”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“"I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.”
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