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American Comedian and Actor, b.1953
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I lapsed into rude.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven okay?”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“There's no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn't get enough love, attention, or approval early in life and have grown up to become bottomless, gaping vessels of terrifying, abject need. Please laugh.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.”

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