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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystander .”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a nigga'.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A man is only as faithful as his options”
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