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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAll television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteTelevision has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

 Ann Landers quotes (American Advice columnist, 1918-2002)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!

 Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI can only imagine very stupid people looking at it (Television)

 Henry Louis Mencken quotes (American humorous Journalist and Critic of American life who influenced US fiction through the 1920s, 1880-1956)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMy philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white

 Monty Python quotes (Creators and stars of the television comedy series Monty Python's Flying Circus.)

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