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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHumor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm.
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 George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHumor is tragedy plus time

 Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

 Mahatma Gandhi quotes (Indian Philosopher, internationally esteemed for his doctrine of nonviolent protest, 1869-1948)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHumor is reason gone mad.

 Groucho Marx quotes (American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977)

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