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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteGod writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

 Garrison Keillor quotes (American writer and broadcaster b.1942)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteYou believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.
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 Bill Hicks quotes (American Comedian, b.1961)

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