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“My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.”
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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
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I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
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