homer simpson quotes

Television's most lovable Dad, Homer Simpson is a cartoon creation that has outlasted most of his flesh and blood contemporaries on the small screen.  Homer Simpson quotes capture this father of three at his comedic best.  Homer Simpson quotes celebrate the broad and benevolent characterization of middle America that the character represents.

Homer Simpson quotes on money

"Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love"
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Homer Simpson quotes on God

"God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion"
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Homer Simpson quotes will be familiar to loyal fans of the family from Springfield.  Homer Simpson quotes are also a funny introduction for any viewer who has yet to meet Bart, Lisa, Marge, Maggie and Homer.

Homer Simpson quotes on drinking

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer"
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Homer Simpson quotes on feminism

"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such"
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Homer Simpson quotes are a side-splitting collection of outbursts from the patriarch of the family from 742 Evergreen Terrace.  So whether your reminiscing about great moments from the show or simply looking for a laugh, Homer Simpson quotes won't let you down. Enjoy.