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Quotes from the famous TV-series

by Jenny Lorenz

 The following Friends Quotes are taken from the famous TV-Series "Friends". Nobody can deny that these series are one of the best and funniest out of a million...

Talking about Friends Quotes the first to be mentioned should be Joey.
With his nice naivity and the useless ability to understand things totally wrong he is not only funny but loveable:

    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Joey: Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman. And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"[On living alone]
Joey: I thought it'd be great, you know? have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Joey: But I-I-I can't stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.
[Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this]
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early, " did you mean 1986?"
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"[after Chandler kisses Kathy]
Joey: You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Joey: You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas."
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The one introduced by the next friends quote is Phoebe: In misunderstanding people she reaches Joey but the characteristics that distinguish her most from her friends are singing really bad and trains of thought that are incomprehensible.

    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Phoebe : [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Phoebe: There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a... while..."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Phoebe: Observe the art of seduction. Watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Phoebe: Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Phoebe: I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit."
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 Lisa Kudrow quotes (American actress on TV Show 'Friends', b.1963)
Character: Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan quotes. TV Show: Friends quotes

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The following friends Quote is taken from Monica, who used to be a disliked girl and became a self-confident star cook. She loves to tidy up and organize everything:

    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired." Ha."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Monica: Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982?"
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"[Reading Rachel's romance novel.]
Monica: 'Throbbing pens? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.'"
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"[Trying to fix up Monica with a date]
Joey: Aw, c'mon, this guy's perfect for you.
Monica: No, not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Monica: That's probably because their nerves are deadened from being so stupid."
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Most of Chandler's jokes are slighty funny and hardly understood by anyone but he does not give up, trying to score a hit like in this friends quote:

    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Chandler: [entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo] All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Chandler: I can't say hump or screw in front of the b-a-b-y... I just spelled the wrong words didn't I?"
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Chandler: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man, " they'll shout!"
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But we must not forget about Rachel. She Often says (wheter reasonable or not) what she thinks and loves to get involved in other people's business.

    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing... Your parents never gave you a chance."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Rachel: If she wanted to be more like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle or something?"
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Rachel: Cool. "Urkel" in Spanish is "Urkel.""
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Rachel: Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Rachel: Do you know the only person who'd wanna listen to this? A mental health professional. And that's only because they get paid a hundred dollars an hour."
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And last but not least friends quotes taken from Ross. His friends are often worried (and so his he) that he could get married again. He happened to marry the wrong bride for 3 times...

    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Ross: First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"[Ross is walking down the aisle at Chandler and Monica's wedding]
Ross: Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"[Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel]
Ross: Your money is mine, Green.
Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"[Ross defends his fast eating habits to Rachel]
I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat."
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 David Schwimmer quotes (American actor and director, b.1966)
Character: Ross Geller quotes. TV Show: Friends quotes

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"[Ross is trying to cheer Chandler up who won't get out of his sweatpants]
Ross: C'mon man, just take em off, just take em off and we'll have some fun."
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