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Funny Politics Quotes

Funny Quotes on Politics

by Jenny Lorenz

Politics is one of the most discussed topics in our time. You will always find somebody who has a different opinion this topic than you. But there there is one thing about politics and policitcians to which everybody might agree: Sometimes they are really funny!

Therefore enjoy the following Funny Politics Quotes:

 
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well."

 Len Deighton quotes (English writer, b.1929)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason."
 Jenny0103

 Unknown quotes Suggest an author

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."

 Earnest Benn quotes

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it."

 Clarence Darrow quotes (American lawyer, speaker and writer, 1857-1938)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents we've had with the last name of Bush, his economic plan ranks in the top two."
 Jenny0103

 Senator John Kerry quotes (American senator, b.1943)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen."

 Winston Churchill quotes (British orator, author and prime minister during World War II. 1874-1965)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president."
 Jenny0103

 Jay Leno quotes (American TV host and comedian, b.1950)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
 santiz

 George W. Bush quotes (American 43rd US president since 2001. b.1946)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"President Bush said for security reasons, he's sworn off all e-mail communication. He will not be using email at the White House at all. Is that a good idea? I mean, it's not like that speaking thing was working out so good."
 Jenny0103

 Jay Leno quotes (American TV host and comedian, b.1950)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo."
 Jenny0103

 Bill Maher quotes (American comedian, actor, writer and producer. b.1956)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git."

 Alexai Sayle quotes

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"According to this week's Time magazine, President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. He works out 60 to 90 minutes a day with weights. Apparently he likes working out because it 'clears his mind.' Sometimes it works a little too well."
 Jenny0103

 Jay Leno quotes (American TV host and comedian, b.1950)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him?"
 Jenny0103

 Jay Leno quotes (American TV host and comedian, b.1950)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."

 Robert Byrne quotes (American Author and billiards champion player, Writer of 'Standard Book of Pool and Billiards'. b.1930)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Today President Bush ordered an investigation into whether it is appropriate to have civilians with no experience running a Navy sub. Hey, how about an investigation into whether it's appropriate to have a civilian with no experience running the country?"
 Jenny0103

 Jay Leno quotes (American TV host and comedian, b.1950)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants"
 dmg

 Michael Moore quotes (American film director and author, b.1954)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"'I was going to start off tonight by telling some self-deprecating jokes, but then I couldn't think of any mistakes I've made to be self-deprecating about.' –President Bush, at the White House Correspondents' dinner, poking fun at his performance in a recent news conference, in which he drew a blank when asked about mistakes he had made"
 Jenny0103

 George W. Bush quotes (American 43rd US president since 2001. b.1946)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"President Bush, testing the mic at the GOP convention:'Four score and seven years ago. We have come here to dedicate a portion of it as a final resting place. ... My fellow members of the press corps, especially the camera man, tax relief is on the way ... don't spend it all in one place.'"
 Jenny0103

 George W. Bush quotes (American 43rd US president since 2001. b.1946)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. You're doing a heck of a job. You cut your teeth here, right? That's where you started practicing? That's good. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."
 Jenny0103

 George W. Bush quotes (American 43rd US president since 2001. b.1946)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

 Harry S Truman quotes (American 33rd president of the United States, 1884-1972)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"The problem with political jokes is they get elected."

 Anonymous quotes

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